Cancel my subscription!


by Michael Balter

For telling me what I don’t want known
For showing me what I don’t want shown
For making me hear the victims groan
Cancel my subscription.

For making me think new kinds of thoughts
For tying my world view up in knots
For trying to turn all my naughts to oughts
Cancel my subscription.

For saying I voted for the wrong guy
Though he promised me the moon and sky
For not even giving him time to try
Cancel my subscription.

I’ll find other publications that do
Their best to confirm what I always knew
And assure me all my opinions are true 
So cancel my subscription.

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