Sung to the tune of John Lennon’s “Instant Karma”
Cancel culture’s gonna get you
Gonna catch you in your bed
You better get woke baby
Or your Twitter feed will be dead.
What were you drinking, booze?
When you voted for Ted Cruz?
What were you thinking of
When you gave Matt Gaetz your love?
Well we all shine it on
With Kemp and Rudy and Don
Who do you think you are?
A superstar? How wrong you are!
(You are cordially invited to finish the lyrics in the comments section.)